H-How did it come to this?
Ah, shit!
Happy! Lucky! Dochy! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Happy! Lucky! Dochy! No! No! No!
Happy! Lucky! Dochy! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Happy! Lucky! Dochy! No! No! No!
There is something that I want to tell you about
A secret conversation between the two of us, okay?
Then again, hold it, I rather not hear it
Because I'm afraid of scary stories
You're always terrified on the way back
So let's use some magic then
We take a detour and run away towards our secret hideaway
It's quite easy, very, very, easy!
Let's go!
In an instant, we've become happy and lucky
One!
Two!
Three!
I'm gonna let you have a peek at maiden's heart!
Happy!
Lucky!
Receive my smile with a throbbing feeling
One!
Two!
Three!
Maybe so... whatever, which is it then?
Happy!
Lucky!
You see, the answer is that I
like
you
a
lot!
Happy!
Lucky!
Dochy!
Yes!
Happy! Lucky! Dochy! No! No! No!
Happy! Lucky! Dochy! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Happy! Lucky! Dochy! No! No! No!
～ Bliss ～
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Love Penalty Chapter
Why? Why the hell can't I win?!
Not even once. I really can't win!
With that said, I'm a regular when it comes to penalty games.
Almighty God and Buddha! I beg you!
Grant me the strength to overcome this ordeal!
You're too weak, Kei!
Even if all your prayers go unanswered,
rest assured, we will certainly come to our comrade's aid.
Tommy! Cloud! and Iry!
The Soul Brothers have descended!
Our soul brother,
your troubles are our troubles too.
We shall now lend you our help in your club activities.
Thank you!
Kei, why are you always on the losing end?
Can't seem to catch a break, right?
Yeah! Thats right!
Lately the penalties have escalated to a higher level.
That's why I have to find a way to bounce back.
You won't get anywhere with that half-assed resolve.
While penalty games may be amusing,
the way it looks now,
it seems that you have lost your battle "fangs."
But if we help you regain your "fangs,"
your real strength shall be unleashed.
That's right!
With the penalty games in mind,
you shall be able to regain your "fangs" once more.
Keeping the penalty games in mind?
Cloud, what do you mean by tha-
What I'm saying is, it's penalty games!
Take Rena-chan, for example.
Imagine that Rena-chan is in a maid-outfit as a penalty.
Rena in a maid-outfit?!...
And that's not the only aspect of the scenario.
What do you mean by that, Cloud?
For starters,
let's say she helped you by feeding you yogurt?
Help me out... with my yogurt?
She's also not allowed to use her hands...
The yogurt drips about...
on her breasts...
whilst held tightly by her lips...
Oh~h.. I can see it!
That would be an amazing sight!
Thanks for the meal!
There are shops that allow girls to provide such service,
though that kind of stimulus might be a bit much for the under-aged Maebara-san.
Cloud! That's the first time I've heard about that kinda' play in a shop.
You can leave all the naughty stuff to me.
You're the best Cloud!
We've just begun, Kei.
Next up is the Angel Mort outfit.
I get it! That should be Rika-chan!
I want to enjoy giving her a severe dose thanks to her cute face.
I have a good idea.
And that is... to assign the cleaning to Rika-chan.
For example, polishing the glass windows.
Tommy, that's a pretty interesting idea you have there,
though I doubt anybody will get turned on by it.
Really now, Cloud?
Can anyone really not get turned on by such a sight?!
It's somehow too small...
That's right! There is a reason why the outfit's too small.
And then, with her resolve built up,
Rika-chan shall now commence window cleaning duties.
Window?
However!...
She'll use her behind!
This is a bit embarrassing...
It's really embarrassing...
Amazing! You're great Rika-chan!
Polishing the glass windows that way?
Everyone will be able to enjoy the view.
As expected of a professional, wild-bird photographer:
he's on a different level.
So guys, how's that for a penalty game?
Tommy, that one rocks!
Next would be Mion-san.
She always dresses you up in embarrassing attire for her pleasure, doesn't she?
So how about payback by putting her in a very humiliating penalty game?
What happens to Mion?
Mion has a twin...
That's right...
We'll have her twin Shion join the fray as well.
Sweet! That's Iry the mad scientist talking!
Sh-Shion is gonna be in the penalty game?!
Precisely.
Let's just say,
it's the Angel Mort's double special day...
Nyotaimori is typically sushi served on a naked woman.
and they'll be serving a special nyotaimori sweets version!
Lick
Shion, this is embarrassing...
Just bear with it, it's also embarrassing for me.
Lick
BANZAI!
Lick
BANZAI!
BANZAI! BANZAI!
Raw cream... Chocolate... All over her fair skin..
Shion's saliva getting her soggy and gleaming...
There's no stopping now...
Awesome... Iry, that was really something!
Wait, it's just the beginning, Kei.
With Mion-chan and Shion-chan done, next is Satoko-chan!
There's no need for her to have a costume.
There's a suitable place reserved for her type of character.
A suitable place?!
And that's...
The bath.
T-The bath?!
And here is a special steam-covered, bath toweled, Satoko!
Ni-Nii-nii...
Today I'm gonna make Nii-nii's body...
sparkling clean...
It's really special!
This special suprise is out of this world!
I-It's so bubbly, I'm going to scrub and wash it out off.
This is too much!
This crosses the line of being a penalty game!
Ah, whatever!
I don't even mind dying right now!
If-If you move around like that I won't be able to clean you up,
please be still for a bit.
Rub Rub
Man, I can't take it anymore!
Kei, are you alright?
It appears that was too much stimulation for him.
That's really pathetic, Kei.
That's not even the tip of the iceberg.
I guess there's no other way.
I'm bringing in a special guest for the sake of Kei's training.
S-Special guest?
C-Cloud, don't tell me you're...
going to use the forbidden trump card?
Don't tell me... Cloud...
That's right!
She's Hinamizawa's best kept mystery, a secret flower bed you might say.
Hanyuu-san!
Ha-Hanyuu?!
But, she always wears that miko outfit.
Please take a closer look...
Is this a.. godly revealing kimono?!
Absolutely right!
Godly revealing what?!
Keiichi!
It's penalty game time.
Start running now or I will squirt you with these babies.
No, I should say I'm gonna get you wet!
Keiichi has turned into a demon!
Come now, come now...
Chuu Chuu Chuu
It's cold!
Whether you hide or run,
your kimono becomes more revealing with each squirt I make.
Y-You're a pervert!
Are you really trying to hide from me?
Chuu Chuu
It's really cold!
This time, I'll be aiming at your breasts.
This is sacrilege towards a god,
I'll definitely show you that Oyashiro-sama's curse really exists!
That's no good! That's not gonna do, Kei!
Under those circumstances you should feel victoriou-
It seems that the training still is not enough.
Now should we move on to a penalty game involving an adult, devilish vixen?
Aren't you referring to Takano-san?
T-Takano-san?!
Imagine this.
A bunny-girl outfit will definitely suit that sultry body of hers.
You can't just leave it like that.
How about something squeezed in-between her deep ravines?
But then, which club activity should we go with?
What if it's a recorder sandwiched in?!
Takano-san, let's get it on shall we?
Geez, I guess I have no choice, you guys got me.
But, how many blows can you take when I use the recorder in that way?
S-So that mean's...
One...
Two...
Three...
I can't handle it!
She's one high-caliber succubus!
Get a grip!
Pull yourself together!
That won't do, Kei!
W-What the hell happened?!
Close call.
A little bit more and you would have been dragged over to the dark side.
You really are still in need of more vigorous training, Kei.
More training, but who's left on the list?
Have you forgotten?
We still have Chie-sensei.
She's uptight and strict, so don't expect her to defy the rules of a penalty game.
Chie-sensei's penalty game, huh?
That didn't cross my mind.
Takano-san's charm maybe of the devilish-type,
but we need somebody with an angelic charm to balance it.
Chie-sensei, her hips exude that kind of charm.
Come to think of it, her rear gives that "umpf" vibe.
Then how about this?
We'll have Chie-sensei pose in front of Kei so he can learn more about butts!
Learning more about butts?!
OH! My bad, what I meant is learning more about the art form of the female rear.
Striking poses with her derriere.
I see.
What's left is how to make her do that with her students in her presence.
I got it!
We can have Chie-sensei do daring poses if we hold a thirty minute sketching session
with her as our model!
S-S-Sketching session?!
Now then, shall we begin, Chie-sensei?
N-No way! This penalty game is too much!
Maebara-kun, can't we just use a penalty game other than this?
Chie-sensei, are you trying to bend the agreed-upon rules?
You're just going to stick out your butt and move it around a bit, right?
Right now, you're just a sketch model aren't you?
But... This is...
Really embarrassing....
You're going overboard, Maebara-kun!
Now! Just get it over with, Chie-sensei!
P-Principal?!
Principal, please help me!
Maebara-kun has...
If both sides have set rules, then I cannot interfere.
Chie-sensei, being an educator here you must set an example.
Even while playing penalty games.
Principal! I knew you'd understand!
So, Ryuugu-kun, what kind of penalty game is it?
Hmmm, what was it again...
I-I think it involves the butt being pointed at-
That's not quite it, Rena-san.
I'm pretty sure it was about drawing or something.
In short, Keiichi is using education as an excuse to check her butt out.
This is educational sketching?!
Like I'd allow you do that in this sacred institution of learning!
What's wrong, Kei-chan?
It looked like you were having a nightmare, maybe... maybe.
That was all a dream, right?
N-No, even if the last one was scary...
I feel quite happy being able to experience the others.
That lecherous grin can only mean one thing...
I bet he's happy because he dreamed
about winning the penalty games and us being in embarrassing situations.
Right on the money.
That was an excellent deduction.
But I'm still glad... Although I wished everything happened for real.
I feel sorry for you. You can only have good memories within a dream.
It somehow offends me, the imaginary embarrassing situations within your dreams.
Then how about this?
Let's trash his delusions by taking out our grudges on his dreams.
I don't care what you do to me.
If it's all in my head, it won't bother me at all.
That's not it, Kei-chan.
It's like this...
We're about to start a meeting called "How to totally make good use of Kei-chan."
I think we should dress Keiichi in a maid outfit while he plays baseball.
During the Hinamizawa Fighters match?
A brilliant idea as expected of Rika-chama.
What the...?! Tomitake-san?!
You're stunning Keiichi-kun!
I'm gonna flood the mobile network with this.
Now flex your hips even further.
Direct from baseball and maid culture, this is the maid uniform play!
It goes further than the old style of playing baseball.
That's right! There is a baseball warrior right here, right now!
You people are way too mean to me all the time!
I guess we have no choice, Keiichi. We lost.
What the?! How come Satoshi is suddenly here?!
We lost for today, but
we'll win together next time.
"Lost?!" What do you mean by that? This is just a-
So then, here I go.
I'm going to feed you now with this spoon, okay?
Wa-Wait a minute!
Why, yo-?!
What's wrong, Keiichi?
Hurry up and eat it before it falls off.
Why do we guys have to do this anyway?!
Because for a while now,
I've felt this intense throbbing.
That's why please...
No! It's not just mortifying, it's disgusting even!
I'm going to make Keiichi eat my yogurt...now.
No! I beg you, don't!!!
Am I in the Superintendent's Clinic?
Was that also a dream?
Right now, he's sleeping. But when he comes around, he'll return to being delusional.
At this rate, the subject will succumb to his desires within his delusions.
Yes. When that happens, he won't know reality from fantasy and will be a lost cause.
What's even worse is that it could spread throughout the entire world.
Yes, it's the New Hinamizawa Syndrome.
And its first manifestation is, unfortunately, Maebara Keiichi-kun.
I'm the first recorded case of the New Hinamizawa Syndrome?!
I'm going to contact the Tokyo branch now.
I'll leave him in your care for now.
I'm on it.
The New Hinamizawa Syndrome...
You're quite the specimen...
If this virus turns out to be successful,
I'll be able to make every man in this world submit to me.
And my allure shall enslave them all.
Right now, you're already...
Like we'd let you, you slutty nurse!
Such is the sly underhandedness of adults!
We'll protect Hinamizawa's love and inner peace!
We're not gonna let you off the hook, Nipaaa~
Don't come any closer... if you don't want Maebara Keiichi to die!
Kei-chan, you were suddenly infected with the New Hinamizawa Syndrome.
You've become a perverted existence...
I'm sorry, Kei-chan!
With this, the virus won't spread anymore.
So you'll just have to perish along with that lustful nurse!
Hold it right there!
Ooishi-san, you got a call.
Give me a moment gents.
Oh hi there, this is Ooishi speaking.
Hello?
Is that really you, Ooishi-san?!
Well if it isn't Maebara-san.
What's wrong? You seem panicked.
In the beginning it was just a normal drea- No...
It's like a myriad of delusions, but something strange happened half-way through it!
Please calm down...
I'm sending a patrol for you.
They'll arrive in three minutes, so please hold on in the meantime.
Three minutes?...
But I've already...
been cornered...
Don't fret.
We've disposed of Takano-san in a skillful manner.
Do-Don't!
At least be gentle!
H-Hello? Hello?!
Can you hear me, Maebara-san? Maebara-san?!
I don't know how it ended up being like this.
By the time you learn of this incident,
I will already be in a maze of pleasure.
Please... Expose the truth...
That is... what I beseech of you...
-Maebara Keiichi.
It was a dream?
That was one hell of a nightmare.
New Hinamizawa Syndrome...
Like hell there is such a thing...
This was all because of those damn penalty games.
Almighty God and Buddha, why the hell can't I ever win?!
You're too weak, Kei!
Even if all your prayers go unanswered,
rest assured, we will certainly come to our comrade's aid.
The Soul Brothers have now descended!
Everything is gonna be fine now that we've assembled!
The time has come to make those arrogant ladies pay by using penalty games...
Like this... and some of that and those...
We shall now grant you your wish of being able to win in club activities!
Thank you!
Huh?...
I think I've... seen this somewhere before...
What's keeping you, Kei?!
Without any fear, let's grasp the power of total victory!
That's right. You should awaken the hidden power of delusion you posses within!
D-Delusion?!
Yes, delusion.
D-D-D-Don't tell me this is...
The New Hinamizawa Syndrome?!
Rock!
Paper!
Scissors!
You can barely catch up to me as you give chase
Over there?
Over here?
My heart's in an uproar while
daydreaming more than ever!
We gladly hold something dear that appears to be junk
Never think, not even once, of letting go of your friends
I'm looking forward to after school,
now then what shall we do today maybe,
...maybe?
Whatever the game is, we'll bring our special costume along
and transform!
Rock!
Paper!
Scissors!
You can barely catch up to me as you give chase
Over there?
Over here?
My heart's in an uproar while
daydreaming more than ever!
The key is trust itself!
Whatever it was, there is no trouble now
With strength behind us, we shall fight
and go forth to achieve a miracle!
It seems that even if our future may be bleak, I'm sure
we'll be able to choose the path around it
'Cause today nobody's gonna make us cry
Yes! Our Chance!
Hauu!
Our Dreams!
I'm taking you home!
The time to surpass ourselves has now begun